Birbapalooza

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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weaver-z

If you have a “typing quirk” I hope you suffer the wrath of a thousand suns

weaver-z

“But I’m neurodivergent, that means I have to type like my keyboard is randomized!” No you don’t. You are literally, demonstrably doing this on purpose. Pl34z3 g0 0utz1d3.

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im nuerodivergent!!! so are the people that cant and have trouble reading it....
bunjywunjy
iain-pm

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

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like why’s it gotta be so accurate

jaspertheshark

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

ghostingrose

SUPER SALAD

headspace-hotel

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

assassinregrets

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